Jesus Christ: Worst Marketer Ever

Jesus Christ: Worst Marketer Ever

Some people claim Jesus was a great salesman. But I think he was the worst marketer ever. 

I’ve been a professional copywriter for 25 years. I’ve written the words…

Simple… Easy… and convenient…

Probably, like a bazillion times in every form of media invented. Except maybe stone tablets.

I’ve been a follower of Jesus Christ even longer. Not just a once a week church goer. But one who studies and applies his teachings to everyday life and leads my family on the same path.

Okay, I regularly fail in my efforts. Still, I press on with an intentional, Spirit-led focus.

So when I read material that extols Jesus as a great marketer or salesman, I don’t get it. I think he was terrible at marketing.

The worst marketer ever

Why?

Because nothing about my life as a Christ-follower has been simple, easy or convenient. Nor did Jesus use those words in his marketing efforts. Or try to persuade people to follow him.

He proposed the opposite.

Sure. Christianity offers one really attractive benefit statement—the hope of eternal life. But it’s an open ended invitation. You can always play the odds, risk it and put that decision off to the last minute.

Beat the buzzer, as they say in sports. And enjoy the best of both worlds. But that’s a separate discussion.

Bad Recruiting Statements By The Worst Marketer Ever

Here are some of Jesus’ marketing statements recorded in scripture:

Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. –Matthew 10:37

Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me.      –Matthew 24:9

Then he said to them all: Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross daily and follow me. –Luke 9:23

In the same way, those of you who do not give up everything you have cannot be my disciples. –Luke 14:33

The point being…

Following Jesus involves costs.

Wow. Really? Well, sign me right up.

But wait, there’s more!

Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

There’s also, no simple, provable and easy answer on why you should sign up for it. I think God planned it that way.

For me, it has been a challenging journey with some costs. Fortunately, not the ultimate cost some have paid.

Why Follow The Worst Marketer Ever?

On the positive side, I’ve enjoyed some of God’s pretty cool promises.

So why spend a professional career as a marketer myself? Why persuade people to buy products and services that are simple, easy, and convenient and live a life following someone whose marketing message offers the opposite?

Because there’s something undeniably compelling about Jesus. Something authentic, real and genuine. Something that tells me following him is worth it. That he’s worth it.

And it demands a response. First, a decision of belief. Followed by acts of faith.

2 Timothy 1:12

About Chip Tudor:

Chip Tudor is a freelance copywriter, published author, playwright and pastor. He publishes drama at www.chiptudor.com, books on Amazon.com, and articles on his blog.

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Three Advantages Of A Church Intramural Sports League

Three Advantages Of A Church Intramural Sports League

A Church intramural sports league is a great way to engage young men and women in your church. Here are three advantages an intramural league offers over an inter-church sports league. 

The Difference Between an Inter-Church & Intramural Sports League 

Let’s be clear on the difference between an inter-church and intramural league.

In an inter-church league, you form a team—like basketball, softball, volleyball, etc.—from within your church and compete against teams from other churches in your community.

The league is a joint effort among participating churches and is led by representatives from each church.

An intramural league is formed by creating teams from within your congregation. It offers three advantages over an inter-church league.

A Church Intramural Sports League Engages More People

In an Inter-church league, you’ll engage 10 people on your basketball and volleyball team and around 15 for softball. And there’s competition on who makes the team roster and plays.

But in an intramural league, multiply 10 players per team times 4- 8 teams and you engage 40-80 people! So there’s room for everyone that wants to play.

The task of engaging that many people may even sound a bit daunting.

Although it takes work, it can be done. I explain how in my book How to Build a Church Intramural Sports League.

An Intramural Sports League Increases Control

Competition releases the warrior side in men. Rather than discourage it, I plan for and even promote a competitive league environment. But it must be managed.

It’s difficult to exercise control over coaches and players from other churches in an inter-church league. But the players and coaches in an intramural league are your church members. 

You recruit and direct the coaches, establish the direction and set expectations of behavior. And you’re the authority who enforces expectations and maintains accountability.

An Intramural Sports League Promotes Community

When different churches compete against one another, the “my church is better than your church” mentality is always present.

But in an intramural league, everyone is from the same church. You worship, pray, study, and serve together.

We also strategically plan fellowship opportunities during and at the end of the season to promote unity.

Even though you play hard, and perhaps, become a little testy in the heat of competition, it’s easier to let it go after the game because there is a greater sense of unity.

So now that you understand the advantages of an intramural sports league and the potential for engaging people in church life, why not start building your own intramural sports league?

About Chip Tudor:

Chip Tudor is an author, blogger and professional writer. He publishes books, humorous Christian drama, and thought provoking blogs from a Christian worldview. This blog is originally published here.

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